Contestant #1: Haley Scarnato's Legs

Haley Scarnato's legs prop up the torso of a shaky wedding singer from Texas who calls on Celine Dion--apparently without irony--no less than twice in her official AI bio. (Also on same bio, we learn that both of the legs' grandpas and uncle are dead. Oh, the pathos!) In the early stages of the competition, Haley Scarnato's legs had to endure a lot of pitchy singing about fairy dust and ponies. And then, two weeks ago, they decided they'd had enough.

By Top 10 week, however, The Rest of Haley Scarnato's Body appeared to be back in control, making the legs play second fiddle to..well..Phil Collins. Representative YouTube comment: "Best she had going for her was the ho factor. And not enough of it this week to keep her around. Bye Bye Haley. Best stick to singing at weddings."

AWiBH prediction: Haley will go when voters' distaste for off-key easy listening covers begins to outweigh their affection for white-girl legs. She might scrape along in the bottom three for another few weeks, but there's no way she makes the top five. --AMBER